I love these guys so muchÂ I want to marry them. And their latest thing is good enough t bring me back to blogging. They posed as ExxonMobil and National Petroleum Council (NPC) representatives and delivered an outrageous keynote speech to 300 oilmen at GO-EXPO, Canada’s largest oil conference, held at Stampede Park in Calgary, Alberta.
As the world is headed towards the climatic unknown, they proposed to turn dead humans into oil.
“We’re not talking about killing anyone,” added the “NPC rep.” “We’re talking about using them after nature has done the hard work. After all, 150,000 people already die from climate-change related effects every year. That’s only going to go up – maybe way, way up. Will it all go to waste? That would be cruel.”