Copenhagen

December 8th, 2009

I’ve tweeted a bit the past few days, which marks pretty much the first time I’ve been tweeting. I’m in Copenhagen for the COP15 summit on climate change. I’m here with my camper van, supporting “The Stupid Show” (a 20 minute broadcast starting this Friday) as well as OneClimate’s “Copenhagen Live 24/7″ live video stream that is going out live daily and started yesterday. (The show will be on that live stream.) My van serves as a communications headquarters of sorts, and we have internet as well as SDI digital broadcast video coming into here. The van sits with all the expensive media-trucks from the major broadcasters.

Rop's camper as a media van

My camper as a media van

The Stupid Show will be made by the same people that made “The Age of Stupid“. I’ve known Franny Armstrong, the film’s director, for a long time and she is major league inspiring. If you’re the type that follows stuff on twitter, you should probably start following #stupidshow (for this week) as well as #ageofstupid and subscribe to the Age of Stupid e-mail list (there’s a box for that on their front page). I guarantee you’ll be amazed at some of the stuff they do!

(WT)F the queen !

August 28th, 2009

As you may know the country I live in uses birthright to pick a head of state, which I strongly feel is decidedly outdated, silly and, well, wrong. As you also may know some mental case killed a bunch of people when the queen visited Apeldoorn this April when he drove his car into the crowd. This act of frustration has been made into a “terrorist attempt to assassinate the royal family”. The guy was driving a Suzuki Swift loaded with nothing but himself, the royal family was in a 12 meter long bus with an empty weight of almost 9000 kg.

Now today the queen is visiting some other municipalities and they have created special emergency laws giving the police special powers to curb demonstrations and search people as they please. Let me translate the press-agency news item from ‘nu.nl’, the largest dutch news site:

RAALTE/OMMEN - In the municpalities of Raalte and Ommen in the Overijssel province an emergency provision will be enacted on Friday in relation to the visit of queen Beatrix to these municipalities.

The police has indications that there are plans for serious disturbances of public order.

This can be read on the websites of the two municipalities in the Salland region. In the areas the queen is visiting the police can perform preventative searches. Demonstrations and the carrying of flags is outlawed.

The municipalities point, among other things, to the events in Apeldoorn on queensday. There, during the queens visit, a man drove into the crowd lining the route. Eight people were killed.

Precautionary measure

According to the police, there are no direct clues that anything is about to happen, and the emergency provision is nothing but a precautionary measure. “The rules just say we need indications for trouble before an emergency provision can be enacted.”

“We now meet these requirements, because there are always people that dislike the queen.”

Fear

According to the police spokesperson, the measures are purely instigated by fear that the queens day drama might repeat itself. “We can’t have another Apeldoorn here. But it’s not like we’re going to be lining up riot police or using tanks.”

So far the dutch media have yet to notice anything wrong with the police statements. Which is evey bit as shocking as the statements themselves.

HAR is over (if you want it)

August 28th, 2009

This post is way late. For reasons nothing to do with HAR I wasn’t so much in a people-mood, which is unfortunate. But that didn’t stop me from taking in some really great sights and enjoying the atmosphere. HAR was impressive, and a great job done by all involved.

Door-to-door searches

July 7th, 2009

It appears that routine searches of one’s home to check for a vast array of “problems” are now performed door-to-door in The Netherlands. The city of The Hague is inspecting all homes in a number of neighborhoods. One resident, that apparently told these people to bugger off at a previous occasion, got a threatening letter. Translated to English, it says:

Subject: Inspection regarding occupancy relating to The Hague Residence Brigade

In The Hague, we want pleasant and safe neighborhoods. For this reason, we are inspecting all homes in your neighborhood. For each address, we will see if the rules and regulations are met.

The residence you own at <blank> was visited by our team on the 10th of June2009, but we were refused entrance.

On Thursday the 25h of June between 13:00 and 14:00 your residence will be visited again by a team of the “The Hague Residence Brigade” led by the City Planning Office. We will verify the state of the building, (fire) safety and the actual use of the residence.

All rooms of the residence are subject to this inspection. The cooperation of all residents is therefore a necessity.

We’d like to point out that this is not a voluntary inspection. You are obliged to cooperate. If you refuse to cooperate , we’d like to point out that we are legally entitled to enter the premises with a legal warrant and without the cooperation of the owner and/or occupant(s).

If the date or time are not convenient for you, you have the option to, within 5 working days after postmark of this letter, call the above number Monday through Friday between 08:00 and 16:00.

If an illegal situation is found during the investigation, you will receive notice about further proceedings as soon as possible.

We trust his letter has provided you with all the necessary information.

City Planning Office
Department for Building, Inspection and Service

Ms. C. Kolenmijn
Inspector Project The Hague Residence Brigade

Note the sentence “In The Hague, we want pleasant and safe neighborhoods”, stifling any criticism before it even got underway. I remember when “safe” was when the government didn’t get to search your house without a suspicion and decent legal oversight. A look at the website of the municipality sheds some further light on this operation:

Since the 15th of April the The Hague Residence Brigade is active in three The Hague power neighborhoods: Transvaal, Stationsbuurt/Rivierenbuurt and Schilderswijk. The The Hague Residence Brigade (the former “catch-up enforcement”) targets, among other things, over-population, mariuana plantations and social benefit fraud. By tackling these problems, the city intends to create safer and more livable neighborhoods.

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The Brigade also checks whether occupants are registered with the municipality and traces social benefit fraud. For this purpose a team has been formed from many different municipal services which cooperates with the police, fire brigade, tax authorities and the local energy company. This integrated approach allows for the effective handling of a wide variety of problems.

It gets downright ominous and scary further down. In what sounds like a bad parody, The Hague tells its inhabitants: “We’re from the government and we’re here to help”:

In the past three neighborhoods in The Hague have been inspected by this team (Regentesse-, Valkenboskwartier, Rustenburg/Oostenbroek and Laak). All the addresses in a neighborhood were looked at. First digitally by coupling the databases of the various services and when needed by house visits. Since the end of 2005, 19.000 inspections were performed. During the inspections in the power neighborhoods, the social aspect will be more pronounced.

In the The Hague Residence Brigade finds social problems, the appropriate code will be reported at the municipal registry “Den Haag OpMaat”. Through this code the appropriate caregivers are mobilized. This could be psychological help, addiction care or the center for youth and family. This way, the municipality can reach inhabitants that are not yet familiar with the help and support the municipality can offer.

For those wondering, unlike the name suggests the term “power neighborhood” (dutch: krachtwijk) is the current dutch politically correct euphemism for a neighborhood that isn’t doing all that well. It used to be “wonderful neighborhood” (dutch: prachtwijk).

This story has made some dutch weblogs, but by and large the Dutch don’t see much wrong with what’s going on here. After all, if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. And the government is just trying to help.

I blame the ongoing crisis in our educational system. So let this be a warning to other countries. It will take a while to kick in, but this is what you get if you turn your educational system into a “highly efficient” privatized diploma-factory.

Either way: the minute I get one of these letters, I will sue. If I lose, I’ll sell my house and move to Berlin.

Friday the 13th

February 9th, 2009

Geeky Newyears! It looks as if there’s extra reason to celebrate my birthday this year: ctime passes 1234567890 right as the party gets going.

clusterfuck:~$ date -r 1234567890
Sat Feb 14 00:31:30 CET 2009

Life’s little coincidences… :)

HAR2009

December 9th, 2008

I know, this post is a little late… Let’s just say winter is not my season.

As many of you have heard by now, the grand hacker event saga is indeed continuing. The event is called HAR 2009, will happen August 13-16 in The Netherlands and I wrote a little paragraph for the HAR2009 website weeks ago. I just didn’t think to post it here. Duh… Me bad… Here’s what I wrote for the website:

It’s happening again. A team has formed. Some of the people that have always played a big part, some new faces, but the vibe is most definitely felt. Sure: lots (LOTS) of difficulties to overcome, but at this point it really does feel to me as if:

a) it will happen in 2009
b) and in The Netherlands after all
c) and it is going to be good

Being too preoccupied with some nasty personal affairs to be part of the main organising team, I’m more of an involved onlooker at this point. Which has not stopped me from sharing whatever knowledge and contacts I can, and I’m helping out in the program team as well. For now, it looks as if these pesky new-generation event-hackers are managing just fine though: for one they’ve already managed to come up with a nicer logo and a better location than any of the previous events.

Just like with any of the previous editions, the people organising can only imagine and set up a fraction of what’s needed. The rest is traditionally done by all of us together. So I urge all of you to not sit around to see if the organisers are doing a good enough job, but to stand up and help do it instead. I know I am…

My name is Rop Gonggrijp, and I approve this event. :)

I’ve managed to get myself sucked in as a member of the program committee, and we are working to have a Call For Papers out soon. There’s other teams working hard on various other bits of the event and ticket sales will also start soon I’m told. Now: knowing how much money is needed in advance for such an event, I know I am buying my ticket the day the box office opens. If you plan on coming (and you should), then you should get your ticket early too…

I promise to keep you more up to date, but do also check the HAR2009 website regularly, send an email to announce-subscribe@har2009.org and spread the word if you can.

The hacker event of 2009

July 22nd, 2008

Dear friends,

Lots of people have heard by now, so I might as well make it official. I will not take part in organizing the next large hacker event that was scheduled to take place somewhere in Germany in 2009. Which is a pity, especially since this event would have been the 20-year anniversary of the every-four-year sequence that started with the Galactic Hacker Party in 1989. (The previous editions all took place in The Netherlands, this one was scheduled to happen in Germany because events like this just became too hard to do in The Netherlands.)

I realise our events have been and continue to be important milestones in hacker culture and that they serve as places in space and time for the hacker community to get together. But to make a long story short, there’s just too much bad luck stacked up against my participation in 2009. Various serious problems have emerged, all involving those close and dear to me. As much as I may have lots of time over the next months and years, there will most likely be times when I simply need to take weeks or even months off. Organizing events on this scale means there’s something in your hands that you simply cannot drop for a few months and then continue. Given that I cannot predict when or for how long I’m going to be needed elsewhere, I have to pass on organizing the event. Taking care of one’s loved ones has to take priority, even over something as important as this.

With the benefit of hindsight, I should probably have realised sooner that my participation wasn’t going to happen. For a long time I figured I would somehow manage. But more bad luck kept piling up, more or less forcing this decision. In the month or so after telling a smaller group of people, a dedicated intitiative to organize a large-scale event that would be worthy of being called the successor did not emerge. A few people that initially said they’d like to be the center people for the 2009 edition changed their minds when they thought it over some more. It is, after all, a rather insane amount of risky underpaid work.

As a very recent development, some good people seem to be thinking about doing something in 2009 anyway, and I wish them luck. (I may blog about this when more is known.) I will naturally try to share the knowledge that is in my head with whoever needs it as well as I can. And I may be much more directly involved in future events in 2010 or 2011, who knows.

I can only wish I had known sooner or had been more effective in arranging for alternatives to my involvement. I’m sorry…

Sometimes…

June 6th, 2008

People will have to get up and fight this like (what remains of) freedom depends on it. Because it does. But until public opinion wakes up, I sometimes think it would be easier to just buy a huge piece of land somewhere, build 10+ nukes and missiles and tell everybody to leave us the hell alone.

Now I know that’s not very practical. And 10 times critical mass of weapons-grade fissionable material would be hard to get. And then I bet there’d be a few nastly little engineering issues. And I’m sort of against private possession of nuclear weapons. Or against any possession of nuclear weapons really, now that I think about it. And besides that I’m kidding, and on top of that my kids are celebrating their birthdays today.

So here’s all I can do, which is to salute everyone fighting this today. F*ck ‘em!

Confiscation of navigation systems for speed-cam maps

June 2nd, 2008

According to the dutch news site nu.nl, the Swiss police uses laptops to see if your navigation system is loaded with maps that show speed cameras. You can get fined and have your Tom Tom confiscated for this, even if it’s in the trunk of your car. So what’s next? Steganography for your GPS? A kill-button on your phone?

Coupled with the notion of being forced to log into your laptop for it to be inspected at the border, this really can only lead to two possible outcomes. Either we get to keep a few of our secrets, or we don’t. If we do, we can safely laugh at the Swiss, US Customs and others. If we don’t, then this is still not an efficient way of doing things. After we get the world’s legal systems ‘harmonized’, it’s probably easier to make knowledge of the inner workings of technology a strictly regulated item. The prosecution of unregulated possession, use or (worse) dissemination of such knowledge is much less likely to annoy the masses.

If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.

The best of 2600

May 29th, 2008

Emmanuel Goldstein of 2600 is putting the best bits from many years of 2600 Magazine in a book, which will be out in time for The Last HOPE.

Der Generalbundesanwalt …

May 27th, 2008

Look what I found when I was cleaning up. Officially stamped confirmation that I was not advertising for a terrorist organization or approving of criminal activities in 2000. Or at least that they couldn’t prove it.

“Einstellung des Verfahrens gemäß §170 abs. 2 StPO”

(This was about the Radikal issues that were put on an XS4ALL user homepage a few years earlier and that the entire XS4ALL board got criminally investigated over in Germany.)

Fractions-calculator

May 1st, 2008

Wrote this educational fractions-calculator, because my kids were doing fractions. Also available in Dutch. I know it’s not bug free yet, but feel free to post errors it makes or things you feel it could explain differently/better.

“Sensitive content”?

April 24th, 2008

I thought I’d put Google ads in this blog and on some other pages I’m planning. As it turns out, my posts here are way too ’sensitive’ for Google to be associated with. I wonder which of my writings is too offensive for Google…

Hallo Rop,

Bedankt voor uw interesse in Google AdSense. Helaas kunnen we u na beoordeling van uw aanvraag momenteel niet opnemen in het Google AdSense-programma.

Uw aanvraag is afgekeurd om de volgende redenen.

Problemen:

- Gevoelige inhoud

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Verdere details:

We hebben uw site beoordeeld en zijn tot de conclusie gekomen dat veel van de advertenties die zouden worden weergegeven, niet erg relevant zijn voor uw site. Aangezien de advertenties geen meerwaarde hebben voor gebruikers van uw site of onze adverteerders, zijn we van mening dat uw site op dit moment niet geschikt is voor het AdSense-programma.

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Go figure…

LinkedOut

April 11th, 2008

I’m really tired of social networking. In the beginning, my beginning was on Orkut, I thought it was great. I found all these people I had long lost sight of and it was fun browing through other people’s contacts to see who else was there that I knew.

With LinkedIn came the hundreds of invitations, some of people I didn’t know at all. The awkwardness of thinking about whether to accept or reject an invitation, multiplied by at least one such awkward invitation a week just got me thinking…

What has LinkedIn done for me lately? It has caused me work, and awkward cringes and it has given, well, absolutely nothing in return.

So, I just cancelled my account (which needs to be done by emailing customer support). I’ll cancel my Hyves and Orkut accounts too, since I never log in there anymore.

So don’t worry if you see me disappear: it’s nothing personal…

Give them the finger

March 30th, 2008

Datenschleuder‘, the magazine of the Chaos Computer Club, is providing its readers with a foil with the fingerprint of the German minister of the interior, Wolfgang Schäuble. Simply stick the flexible flap over your finger, and as far as the fingerprint readers are concerned, you are him. Need more: simply apply some wood-glue to the included plastic foil negative to make new flaps.

The interior ministry, in a reaction, has said it would not exclude the possibility of legal steps against the CCC. So they take all of our fingerprints for the new biometric database, and that is just fine. We take one of theirs and they’re all upset.

The CCC is looking for fingerprints of a number of many named individuals, for their ‘biometric collection booklet’.